Your first drink ain’t gonna be no peach schnapps gurrrl.

~ Daryl

Edit: 2 minutes later…. Here. What’s that? Moonshine.

Went to bed disappointed, woke up this morning feeling broken hearted. I hate when things don’t turn out the way you really wanted. Now my whole outlook on this process I’m about to go through is fucked up.


ghirahimbvbfurba:

Link doesn’t like Ocarina of Time: Master Quest very much.

(Source: orangutans-on-ice)


the-hobbit:

"He’s sort of the hot young dwarf. He’s like boy-band dwarf, I’m sort of the George Clooney of dwarves."

James Nesbitt on Kili & Bofur

(Source: glorfindels)

exit152:

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 


magweno:

PLUMPKIN PREORDER AND GIVEAWAY!

Plumpkins are also known as ambling loaf dragons and love to be pampered. They are expert at finding the warmest spot in a house and will lie there for hours soaking up the heat. Favourite food include daisies, azaleas and biscuits.

Plumpkins are a collaborative art doll made by Magweno (me!) and designed by Pencakes. (She also drew the SUPER CUTE animation at the top!) They are mixed media art dolls with resin heads, wings and feet and soft, squashy, machine-stitched cuddlesoft bodies, measuring approximately 7” from floor to wing-tip and 10” from nose to tail. They have wire armatures so they can be repositioned, and are highly collectible

PREORDER! - Reduced Price Throughout February!

Preorder a Plumpkin Any time in February and get it at a reduced, introductory price! Your preordered Plumpkin will ship on the 7th March.

You will get an embossed certificate of authenticity, a plumpkin postcard, beautiful business cards from Pencakes and I, and a sweet gift, all in a special magnetic lidded box with a plumpkins stamp!

You can choose from the colours pictured above or choose your own colour scheme! Customisation available: Body colour, Tummy colour, Mane colour, horn colour, wing markings (stripes, spots or something different) and pawpad colour.

When you’ve decided send an email to hello@magweno.com. I will guide you through the payment process and keep you up to date on the progress of your Plumpkin, as well as send you photos to check it’s coming out as you expected.

GIVEAWAY! - Win a Custom Plumpkin for Free!

You could win a custom plumpkin for FREE by entering the following giveaway competition! You can enter on either Facebook, Tumblr or both.

  1. You must be over 18 years old to enter.
  2. You must be comfortable giving me your address.
  3. You must be contactable either by a) tumblr ask box (so keep it open) or b) Facebook message
  4. Winner will be decided on the 28th February, 10:30pm GMT.
  5. I will cover global shipping costs!
  6. Winner will be picked via random number generator from the Facebook and Tumblr entries.
  7. You MUST respond within 24 hours of the message being sent or I will choose a new winner.

How to enter on Tumblr

  1. Reblog this post!
  2. (optional) Follow me!
  3. You may reblog this post as many times as you like!
  4. Likes do not count I’m afraid.

How to enter on Facebook
(Click here to go to the facebook page)

  1. "Like" the Plumpkin pre-order image
  2. (optional) Share it with your friends/family!
  3. (optional) “Like” the Magweno Art Dolls page!

GOOD LUCK!

Magweno on DA | Magweno.com | Magweno Shop


(Source: terrysmalloy)

sparklefap:

i just sent my somewhat-drunk boyfriend a picture

he was like “wow you look pretty good”

it was a brownie

i sent him a picture of a brownie

(Source: sparkyegg)


telapathetic:

this is absolutely more important than soccer

vardaesque:

native-american-vulcan:

avegansrecovery:

NO, CHICKEN IS NOT HEALTHY.

NO, WHEY PROTEIN IS NOT HEALTHY.

NO, GREEK YOGURT IS NOT HEALTHY.

NO, FISH IS NOT HEALTHY.

PLANTS. PLANTS ARE. PLANTS ARE HEALTHY.

Everything you just listed is very healthy. And also plants are very broad, so not all “plants” are even edible to humans. I would not recommend you eating every plant you see, you’ll likely throw up.

how about i feed you a nightshade salad and see how healthy u think it is

The Communist Manifesto is THE WORST piece of literature in existence and it is against my religion as an American and I shouldn’t have to read it OM MY BIRTHDAY DAMMIT.

Planning to burn it as a part of tonight’s festivities. Rot in hell, Marx.


fartgallery:

i made u guys some fun lil activities to make ur dash more fun and interactive


asmilinggoddess:

somewhere in a lays office an employee is sitting with his head in his hands whispering “what have we done?”

snapchatting:

I’m Pitbull And I Love To Party (Uno Dos Tres Quatro) - Pitbull (feat. Pitbull) [Pitbull Remix]

(Source: snapchatting)